BDSM MEDIA NEWS!!!!
July 08, 2014
Book: McCoy's Guide to Adult Services in South East England
Source: Hertfordshiremercury.co.uk. - hertfordshiremercury.co.uk - UK
UK - Ten things to do in Hertfordshire this weekend has taken a whole new meaning with the publication of a raunchy guide to adult services in the county.
The book McCoy's Guide to Adult Services in South East England offers a comprehensive review of everything a “gentleman could need”.
It includes services across Mercury land, including Ware, which is described as a "non-descript town, which is so boring it boast the county's highest rate of access to adult websites in Britain", and has only has one working lady of note.
Ware's Martini is said to “utilise all reasonable parts of her body to satisfy” punters.
Classy Cheshunt girl, Crystal, "a leggy busty blonde in her late forties" is rated “very good”.
According to the guide, hedonistic Hoddesdon boasts an “outstanding” dominatrix called Mistress Louisa, who particularly enjoys "strap-on training".
Fortunately, her flat is ideal for the disabled and parking is also very convenient.
Racy Royston is home to TLC escorts, which, if the “very good” rating is anything to go by, is quite adept at offering tender loving care.
Waltham Cross has a welcoming working lady, Charlie, "a brunette in her thirties with an enhanced figure", who is said to specialise in using her posterior to satisfy.
She is even happy to involve her boyfriend who can watch or let you film them at it.
Author George McCoy, who has been writing regional guides for the UK's adult services since 1996, said: "I have tried to make the book as comprehensive as possible including details of practically every massage parlour, private flat or house, escort agency, erotic party operation, individual working lady or dominatrix that I could find either in person, via ads in the newspapers or via the internet and for which I have been able to come up with a rating based on extensive research into personal reviews or my own personal experience."
The book retails at £10, but probably isn’t available in all good bookshops.
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